Bumpin' Eggplants - white
Bumpin' Eggplants - pink
Bumpin' Eggplants - teal
Bumpin' Eggplants - heather blue
Bumpin' Eggplants - kelly green

Bumpin' Eggplants T-Shirt

Regular price
$17.99
Sale price
$17.99

Hey, it’s two eggplants and they love each other, and that’s just great. Your favorite genitalia-adjacent emojis, now with more cute!

P.S. We think food stuffs shaped as genitals are hilarious, but please note that genitals are not the same thing as gender. They are probably queer of some flavor because that's what we do here, but gender essentialism and transmisogyny are emphatically not on the menu. 

EAT, GAY, LOVE products are a design collaboration between Erica Lockwell (Our Back Pockets) and Anna Goldfield (The Dirt Podcast), two queer friends who share a love for good food, off-color dad jokes, and drawing things that make them giggle. Learn more about the collab here.

T-Shirt Specifications
  • Brand: Spreadshirt
  • 100% cotton (heather gray and heather ice blue are 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather blue & charcoal gray are 80% cotton/20% polyester. Heather burgundy is 60% cotton/40% polyester. Heather oatmeal is 99% cotton/1% viscose) | Fabric Weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Men's Premium T-Shirt
Slimmer fit.
For reference, these sizes are classified as "men's" (whatever that means), so plan accordingly.
A B C
S 26.50 in 17.48 in 7.99 in
M 27.48 in 20.00 in 8.27 in
L 28.46 in 21.50 in 8.98 in
XL 30.24 in 23.98 in 9.25 in
2XL 31.50 in 25.47 in 9.45 in
3XL 31.97 in 27.72 in 10.24 in
4XL 32.99 in 29.49 in 10.51 in
5XL 33.98 in 31.50 in 10.98 in